


But things he said sounded exactly like something Peter Parker would say, and things he did looked exactly like Spider-Man would do them. On four occasions I thought to myself, "Look, Tom Holland is Spider-Man-ing." And it's not because I can't see the actor in any other role. And then continue to show that person multiple times, with ZERO blood coming out. For example, if someone's throat is slit, don't blatantly cut away at the last second. But if you're going to go with PG-13, please stop trying to show (but not show) things that should be in a rated R movie. When will they learn? I really wish movies would go for the R rating more often.

And the fight scenes are once again, for the millionth time, filled with quick-cuts and close-ups so you can't see. I think part of it is not caring about the characters, which drains the tension. And a few of the jokes are super cringe-y. But I don't think I laughed one single time. The comedy isn't terrible, it made me smirk a bunch of times. The treasure hunting stuff feels so random like they are making it up on the spot. There are lots of stupid moments and things that make you raise an eyebrow.
#Uncharted movie movie#
Almost like it's a "factory-made" movie rather than something hand-crafted. "I see what you're going for, but it's not really working." This was my feeling numerous times during this movie.
